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THE ET HITLIST


Discretion, anonymity, and death are the names of the game. You give me the contract, I carry out the hit, they don't see it coming, and they don't know who it's from. Easy as that. I am a businessman, and I go about my business with determination and perfection. Send me the contract, contract gets carried out, and they don't know who ordered the hit. Plain and simple. Let's get started.


*NOTE*- I will not do this for hateful reasons. AND I will not be overly mean in the "hit". So don't try. Thanks. *END NOTE*

*NOTHER NOTE* Help those that have a hit out by watching this page, even if you don't have a hit out yet. The more people watching, the more suspects. Help my employers remain anonymous... or i may be on the hit list next.... *END NOTHER NOTE*

*NOTE*- [I have begun to outsource a couple hits, our organization is on the rise again. So, start sending me hits! Let's do it!]

The first hit has been ordered and carried out successfully. It was a mafia hit ordered by the don him/herself. Feel privileged [The Black Cat in Your Path], You're the first of many. Happy hunting to me. Also, if this starts to get big and i start to get overloaded, i may recruit assassins, so keep on your toes people.


WE HAVE REACHED FIVE HITS, EVEN ONE ON [Hedda]!!!






*BANNERS*



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2009-04-20 [Artsy]: It means to kill them. Like if I ordered a hit on you, that means I want you to be killed. Though, in this case, nobody dies, except in concept...

2009-04-21 [Swollenfish]: I see..

2009-04-22 [whitehot]: :(   no one hit me :((((( IM SO UNLOVED!!! I WANNA DIE!!!!!!!

2009-04-22 [Elwyne]: I'm not hit either... but I don't wanna die thank you very much.

2009-04-22 [Rook.]: same

2009-04-22 [Fallen Child Athena]: Same for me

2009-04-22 [Rook.]: *nods* welcome aboard the S.S Letsnotdie.

2009-04-22 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~giggles~ Glad to be part of it

2009-04-22 [Trueno]: *Goes to order 5 hit's*

2009-04-22 [Rook.]: whooot. 5 hits!

2009-04-22 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~giggles~

2009-04-24 [The Dark Wolf]: HI!

2009-04-24 [Rook.]: ^.^ hello

2009-04-24 [The Dark Wolf]: I have been gone for sooooo long! bah I wans having ET with draw......

2009-04-27 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *captain voice* welcome abord the ss letsnotdie... This is your captain speaking... my name is gunnakillyouall.... i promise a safe voyage. *evil laugh*

serious note tho... i just got a loaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad of work.... that's awesome.... not so awesome is that i moved... and haven't got the internet yet... soo.... all you guys that have hits out... i'll do some of them tonight... in the order they were recieved... but i most likely wont get them all done... those that dont get their's done... hang with me for a minute.... shouldn't be more than two weeks...

2009-04-27 [Erubeus]: ...
I would never trust anybody with a title like your's.. =p

2009-04-27 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yah.... thats like... bad policy... lol

2009-04-27 [Rook.]: ^.^

2009-04-27 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~laughs~

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: *is glad I haven't been hit* I am like SO loved :3

2009-04-28 [Rook.]: Yes, well, anyone who hasnt been hit is apparently loved ^.^

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: Yep yep, fortunately :D

2009-04-28 [Rook.]: ^.^ Yay to the loved ones~!! *highfive*

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: Yep! :D *high 5's back* :D
I can't wait for tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ugh.
It needs to go faster! lol
But I still have to go get ready, I'm going to the store today because my parents don't want me moping around the house :P

2009-04-28 [Rook.]: *haha* ^.^ what is tomorrow?

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: My boyfriend comes home :D I can't wait! lol

2009-04-28 [Rook.]: whoooohoo!!! I wish I could see my boyfriend :S

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: Yeah :D
Well, I don't really get to see him until Summer :(
but that's close enough :D
And plus we cam so :D
Aww, where's your boyfriend live? :(

2009-04-28 [Rook.]: Massechusets. It's [Astrid.], I think you know him...

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: Yeah, I knew it was him, I was too lazy to look back and see where he lived lol
But no worries, I'm sure you two will see each other soon :D

2009-04-28 [Rook.]: *blinks* wait... you knew I was/am with astrid...? O.o wow...
I sure hope so... I really do.

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: Yeah, he had it on his page, I think it's still on there :D and it says you two are soul mates :)
*smiles* You will :)

2009-04-28 [Rook.]: .... thats right ^.^'
*bnows* thanks.

2009-04-28 [Artsy]: ... you are loved if you are hit. Who would hit an enemy when the rules say he won't hit people over arguments? or something like that.... You hit people, in my opinion, who you know can take a joke.

2009-04-28 [Roxcie]: Anytime ^^
I know...I didn't mean it seriously x3

2009-04-29 [Nuktae-tal]: can you get a hit out on yourrself? or is that illegal?

2009-04-29 [Artsy]: I would suppose you would just have to pay in advance. >.>

2009-04-29 [Nuktae-tal]: ahahahahaha

2009-05-03 [The Dark Wolf]: ......

2009-05-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol... as soon's you got payment i'd shoot/stab/beat you to death. ^^

2009-05-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: btw my friends, i now has teh library card, so's i get an hour a day on the webs, so i can start the hits again... tho i doubt highly that i'll be here everyday... and nothings getting done today cuz i have so many wiki changes, comments, and private messages to go through >_<

2009-05-26 [The Black Goat]: ummm... how exactly is a hit executed?

2009-05-27 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i send a pm that tells how it would happen.

2009-05-28 [The Dark Wolf]: hehehe this is fun..

2009-05-30 [Izeiza]: o.o Whoa. What's this wiki?

2009-05-30 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol put hits out on your friends... its random and after awhile, imma make some contests and things... good fun

2009-05-30 [Izeiza]: Ah~ Fun stuff. ^^

2009-06-04 [The Black Goat]: ? *is still confuzzled*

2009-06-04 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ummm there's a link up there, past hits that might help a bit

2009-06-18 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ok, i said awhile ago i was going to start doin hits again... and i lied... but i'm going to make it up to all of you... i'm going to try to do more than half of them today... i got a twelve pack and listnin to marcy playground... i'm ready

2009-06-26 [†Sweets†]: Chance... you're crazy.

2009-06-26 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i try ^^

2009-07-06 [The Black Goat]: at first i was a bit worried, but this is fucking hilarious!

2009-07-09 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol thank you

2009-07-09 [The Black Goat]: i can't wait to see who goes next!

2009-07-09 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol

2009-07-09 [The Black Goat]: I want to play.... *whines*

2009-07-10 [Tekkon KinKreet]: well, seeing as how i can harldy get on anymore, i may start giving out jobs... interested pm me

2009-07-10 [Tekkon KinKreet]: that is, for those who have already shown interest

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: *raises hand* but ermm.. boss... I can't take the hits I ordered... *cough cough* not that I ordered any hits, but I mean theoretically I cannot be the one to execute my own hits..... and if I had ordered hits I would want them to be done, by you or another assassin, ASAP

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: I want to know if my target is being cunning or something.

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: If Tekkon wants I will execute your target for you! I specialize in strange and violent killings ^^

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: lol, well, you'll have to ask him.

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: TEKKON!!! Lemme go killing!!!!!!

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: (he's not online right now)

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: *pouts* well if you want, you can give me the profile... i will come up with something and send it to you to see if you like, then we can just wait untill he gets on and gives the go ahead, then I send it!

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: kk I can do that.

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: awesome ^^

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: sent ^^

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: coolness ^ *gets and evil look in eyes*

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: lol

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: did you like it?

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: I did ^^

2009-07-10 [The Black Goat]: now we wait ^^

2009-07-10 [†Sweets†]: lol ok ^^

2009-07-10 [Artsy]: Tekkon will be sleeping for a while longer I would think... And I'll talk to him about this whole... 'other assassins' thing....

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: yays ^^

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ok... well, i was figureing i'd make a page for hits for each of you... and then when i get a request i'd put it on the page... and then you do it... and the ones that don't involve any of you would be put on like... i dunno a pooled list or something

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: I wrote one up for mizz, would you like to see it? she was quite happy with it

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol it was pretty good

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: really?!?!?!

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yup

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: cool ^^ I tried to incorporate my Noxyness into it

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol it worked

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: I completed my first hit ever!!!! WOOT!

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: [Japalm] is very dead ^^

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao  that he is

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: should I make myself a page? like a link to this?

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i'm going to do it all cuz i'm going to set up everything like i did with mine, just seperate ones for you guys

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: cools beans!

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: mhm

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: waits patiently... not really

2009-07-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao

2009-07-11 [†Sweets†]: so, what's the plan guys?

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: *shrugs*

2009-07-11 [†Sweets†]: well, that was informative.

2009-07-11 [The Black Goat]: its not my wiki ><

2009-07-11 [†Sweets†]: I know.

2009-07-12 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hayli's workin on it actually... just hold your horses lol

2009-07-12 [†Sweets†]: hayli?

2009-07-12 [Artsy]: Ok *holding clipboard and pen* I need anyone who wants to be hitman to please send me a request to be such, and I will send you the required information.

2009-07-12 [The Black Goat]: I'm a hitman!

2009-07-12 [Artsy]: Noxy you need to send me a PM. ^^''

2009-07-12 [The Black Goat]: why?>

2009-07-12 [The Black Goat]: was i bad?!?!?!?

2009-07-12 [†Sweets†]: just do it nox.

2009-07-12 [The Black Goat]: EEP!

2009-07-12 [†Sweets†]: lol

2009-07-12 [The Black Goat]: *is scared of Mizz*

2009-07-12 [†Sweets†]: o.0 why?

2009-07-12 [The Black Goat]: yous snapped at me!

2009-07-12 [†Sweets†]: I did so not

2009-07-12 [Nuktae-tal]: I'm still rather curious about putting a hit out on oneself... would it be considered .... soicide?

2009-07-12 [Artsy]: It would be 'assisted suicide' and the hitman would still be in trouble.

Suicide: the only action known to man that is illegal to attempt, not to do.

2009-07-12 [†Sweets†]: Assisted suicide is illegal in the USA

2009-07-12 [Artsy]: Assisted suicide is a different charge than attempted suicide. Assisted suicide is what your accomplice is charged with, and of course it's illegal, it's murder, just a certain kind.

2009-07-12 [†Sweets†]: One of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands is about assisted suicide.

2009-07-16 [The Black Goat]: lol sooo... I really want the hit I put out on my friend to be executed asap.... I keep having to force her to check her messages and she is getting suspicious ^^"

2009-07-16 [Artsy]: If Chance doesn't do it in the next 12 hours, Nox, you can send it to me if you want.

2009-07-17 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol ill do it here shortly... i just woke up... so give me a lil bit... heads still fuzzy.

2009-07-17 [Tekkon KinKreet]: sorry guys... i had some problems i had to take care of last night.... another girl go figure... but no fear... i'm back and stuff... so yah... sorry about that... hits will be getting done again... plus i have some help now... so ya

2009-07-18 [†Sweets†]: another girl?

2009-07-18 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yah.... wait... you act like i have had a bunch... lol...

2009-07-18 [The Black Goat]: he he he ^^

2009-07-19 [†Sweets†]: not what I meant

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: it wasn't.

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i know

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: Kyuu?

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hello

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: ok

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: Wow. Hey

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: whats up, hows it goin

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: wow what?

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: umm its...*looks around* going good

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: um...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: (Chance!! Who is this person?!)

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: cool cool.. well nobody here bites... i nibble a little sometimes lol but that's besides the point.  are you here cuz you got a hit?

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: Ohhh hit man here should know who i am. Im Trey *bows head* Please to meet you

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: ...um...

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: And yes...i cant tell which one to pick.

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: oh shit. lol. you changed your name, didn't notice it was you... whats up

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: I'm not sure how to proceed with this...

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: just find someone to hit, fill out the form.. and well do the rest

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: -nod- sorry about that. -smirks- soo when did you get into this business? not much really..sorry that i havent been around...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Pish. Not that Chance.

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: are you talking about me?

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Yes, I am.

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ah no big deal man... i haven't really been around much myself... and i have a ton of stuff to do too... as for the business... ionno... this place has been here for prolly bout a month and a half or so... business isn't too bad either.

and if not that, what?

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: Sorry to get off..but are you two a? -points to one another-

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: no lol just friends

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: a?

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: well i had to make sure..sorry. Mizz... Tekkon and I are..good friends.

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: auhg! o.0
No. I'm dating a vampire, thank you, very much.

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: -looks at him-

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: haha  thought you were leavin trey? lol

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: well i did...i havent been on has much...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: you left and came back in a few minutes?

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hes done it before

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: NO i...yes i have...but no i wasnt going to leave..UNless you want me to...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: hm... I see...

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: >:Þ

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: *throws a random pillow at Tekkon*

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: *giggles*

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: Shut up... yes there are times i random leave and come back...but i did leave elftown for awhile...

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: you did, you did  but its cool... and quit throwing pillows... lol

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: No i will throw pillows at you if i wish!

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Should I go find myself some popcorn?

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: grrr... maybe... this could get good. lol

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: Popcorn?...what get good?

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: The show...

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: she thinks we gunna duke it out man lol which we may... we may... >_< lol

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: ...Duke it out? -Looks at you-hmmm

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: *runs to the slave trade to get her cinnamon popcorn*

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *kung fu pose* come young gwasshoppa, i teach you lesson. lol

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: *giggles*

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: -watches everything and stands there-

2009-07-20 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol  k guys, i gotta go get my tat finished, so i gotta split... ill talk to yall later

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Bye Chance.

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: HAHA i win!!! alright see ya later.

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: That's true. You did win.

2009-07-20 [Ashoka Virlym]: ohh hell get back at me.

2009-07-20 [†Sweets†]: Not if we talk enough on here and hid what you said, then you'll win and he'll not know that he needs or should get back at you.

2009-07-21 [shadow_walker]: moody proves a point if we cover what you said there is no need to worry my friend

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: Well, hello there, who are you?

2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: ...Ohhh i have no problem with it..*smiles* thanks anyways.

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: do I get to watch?

2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: I guess...

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: sweet! :D

2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: hehe

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: so, how are you today?

2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: good

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: that's good

2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: yep

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: lalalalalala

2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: *sits down*

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: so... what's doing?

2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: getting picture

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: coolio

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